Porch Pimp T Shirts

Support Your Local Porch Pimp T Shirt

From pimpin’ porches to your closet your local porch pimp does it all! Introducing our “Support Your Local Porch Pimp” T-shirts — perfect for porch sittin’, mat painting, or just repping your favourite small biz in cozy style.

✨ Why you’ll love it:

• Soft, comfy, everyday fit — pairs perfectly with your ripped jeans and messy bun.
• Rustic vibes in every colour — choose your shade to match your porch aesthetic.
• Unisex sizing — so everyone on the porch can join the fun.

⏳ Please note: These tees are made to order with love — expect up to 2 weeks for your custom shirt to ship out.

✅ Pick your size and colour from the menu, add to cart, and wear it proudly while you keep that porch lookin’ pretty!